tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.
I keep getting the bottles of coke that say “Share a Coke with Michael.” This is some unfortunate bullshit because Michael considers this a direct instruction, not a suggestion, so he drinks all of my Coke. Why? Because he’s Michael.
I don’t like to share my food or drinks with anyone. This upsets him because he is under the impression that what’s mine is his. He is sadly mistaken.
Today I went to the store and saw that all the Coke bottles were “Michael’s.” I asked the clerk why and he said, “Some weird guy paid to have only ‘Michael’ bottles at every store within a 10 mile radius.” Then he pointed and said, “Hey, it’s that guy who came in with you.”